Tell a story. Does Link know how to tell a story? He doesn't remember having ever told any.

There's a few long, silent moments as Link just...stares, at the ghost girl. There's another, more pressing question - what would Link even tell a story about?

Maybe if he just...repeats a story that was told to him? That, at least, he remembers. And the only one that comes to mind right now is the one Impa told to him. Okay. He can do that, right?

"Ten thousand years ago the Ancient Sheikah built the divine beasts and guardians," he says, apparently deciding to go with the 'just plough through' approach. Then they fought Calamity Ganon with the warrior with the Sword that Seals the Darkness and the Princess with the Goddess's blood. They won. So they sealed Calamity Ganon away."

There, story done. It was a little bit (maybe a lot) shorter than when Impa told it. But it covered all the essentials, so it was okay, right?